ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

by Omlstahp June 7, 2018

Mom

Your mom is a beautiful person she always goes out of her way to help you. She may be rude when you get in trouble but she is a wonderful person any other time.

mom you are a wonderful person

by stormwolfe08 June 9, 2018

Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

Ur mom

How the fuck do u not know what your mom is

Ur mom

by SHITTHEFRICKUP June 9, 2018

ur mom gay

no u

shut up ur mom gay

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018

the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"

by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018