Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

Ur mom

A prostitute

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute

by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021

your mom

used as a last defense in an argument which is very cringe

"your mom is so gay"
"bro my mom is dead"

by starbucks cake pop pedo September 5, 2021

ur mom

i have lick ur mom p*s*y

i like ur mom p*s*y

by kiwi whales September 6, 2021