Meat Beanie

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

gun meat

A victim of gun violence

The cop was just gun meat for the thug

by Dinictis March 20, 2022

Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all

"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"

by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025

Macho meat-lover

Someone who loves meat so much they try and convince others of its benefits and they broadcast their macho meat loving lifestyle via the internet every chance they get. Macho meat-lovers can be male or female as they endorse the macho lifestyle by associating it with macho activities and traditional macho beliefs.

I will not be friends with vegans or vegetarians because they are inherently weak and frail people who consume emasculating products. This house is a macho meat-lovers house and its going to stay that way so don't you even think about bringing any soy products into this house either because I will disown you.

by PrivalegedPotato May 1, 2020

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014