beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

rogue meat

Among gay men, "rogue meat" is a slang term used to refer to complete strangers they perform sex acts with in totally random hookups. Rogue meat could also refer to the male genitals of these random hookups.

I'm heading to the rest stop to see if I can find some rogue meat.

by TRDT June 21, 2018

Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

by smellie mofo July 21, 2011

On meat

U be on dick

I see why they call it thanksgiving cause u be on meat

by Yfn_.leek February 1, 2020

Dog meat sanga

A grimsby sanga most commonly found at low grade golf clubs/courses.

“Hey brother ill grab a couple of cans and that dog meat sanga thanks mate”

by Adzyhaz January 13, 2022

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

by anonymous December 8, 2020