Joe

A boring, crusty, dry old slob of a man that no woman (or man) in their right mind would ever fall in love with. Good luck living life if your name is Joe… it probably won’t go well.

Guy 1: Have you met Joe? The guy’s a total nutjob.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s the worst.

by Weeweepeepee33 December 13, 2021

Joe who?

Gottem good

"I really gottem when he asked Joe who?"

by anonymous December 15, 2021

Joe moment

Getting minimal damage in a video game

Oh man I had a Joe moment again...

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.

Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

joe ryan

joe ryan is the male version of joe mama mainly used as an insult

Person1. cant believe your dad died

Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM

by aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaha November 29, 2021

Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.

Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)

by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020

Joe Daddy

The opposite of Joe Mama . This can imply to anything who can say. It doesn't even half to make sense.

Man: You know who is in your house?
Man 2: Joe Daddy was in your house

Girl: How are you today?
Boy: Joe Daddy

Boy: You Know who is better than Eminem?
Boy 2: Who?
Boy: Joe Daddy is better than Eminem?

by AntMan614 November 17, 2021