Eye on the Highway

A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 5, 2012

woogie eye

A condition also known as strabismus in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the eye muscles which prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space.

That woogie eye MF didn't even have the guts to look me in the eye when I was talking to him!

by tcjohnson July 8, 2012

eye widener

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.

"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"

by Spike* July 26, 2013

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

Eye-Reach-Around

The Eye-Reach-Around is an ocular manouver made by a guy trying to get a look at a women's buttocks. This is a tricky move because it requires a man to get a glimpse at an angle that is not obvious to the girl who knows she has a big ass. Also, you are generally speaking or facing the girl.

A boy and girl are talking and the guy or girl moves and the eyes look down and to the side and focuses where an illusion is created. The eye actually looks like it is reaching around.

This guy was talking to me and he made an Eye-Reach-Around to my ass.

by Rachacha March 9, 2012

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012