blue

embarrassed / sad

drivers license says " god I'm so blue that were through

by anonymous January 29, 2021

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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

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Blue Line Insurance Coverage

Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.

Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.

by D_Weezy March 15, 2022

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Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

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