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ass explosion

There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Ass milk

The act of an object being harshly removed from the anus which causes a waterfall of ass milk to come out. Which results in the victim becoming ass milked.
Dude I got ass milked so hard by my pet cat last night. It felt like a damn waterfall coming out my anus.
by Fyebittyclapper89 June 9, 2023
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raft ass

Raft Ass is a term used in whitewater sports, such as rafting and kayaking, to describe a particularly itchy and unsightly rash, usually located on the ass/buttocks, that afflicts those outdoor enthusiasts, but especially butthole surfers.
•1st year raft guide while dropping trow: “Yo dude, I took so many trips this week & never changed shorts, can you take a look at this?”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”
by Dr. El Bee March 18, 2023
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ASS PIERCE

There are two definitions of Ass Pierce:

1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.

2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.
Vagina is the biggest cunt! She butt her way into Dick's conversation from behind and gave him a real Ass Pierce or three in front of everyone in the room!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 7, 2023
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Ink Ass

When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.
Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.
by Vultrex480 February 21, 2023
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dookie ass

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.
"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"
by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022
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chump ass

guy 1: hey man go treat your boils
guy 2: shut up chump ass
guy A:whoa dude you cant say that. it's our word
by qa3wt4yeu May 4, 2023
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