Sorry, I party

the all-encompassing explanation, excuse and motivation for every action of the dedicated roisterer.

When the seasoned dionysian reveler tripped on the puddle of K-Y jelly, he was heard to gurgle, "sorry, i party, safety 3rd!"

by O.B.G.Y.glen June 5, 2009

i love you

as written by your girlfriend

i love you is a phrase that i used to think was overused, before i found someone to say it to and truly mean it.
now i don’t think i can use it enough.
love is something i knew already. love was familiar, but in a different way. you taught me that love should be mutual, given but also received. you taught me that love isn’t always butterflies, but comfort and safety with your person. love is wanting to write a paragraph every night. love is always putting the “i” in front when you say i love you. love is constantly longing for just one more kiss, one more hug, one more touch of a hand. love is staying up longer than you ever used to just so you can talk. love is seeing beauty in every part of you that you consider a flaw. love is wanting to kiss all of your scars, and assure you that you are perfect. love is sticking around when it gets hard, and communicating when it’s difficult. most importantly, love is something i know differently because of you.

i love you much more than you know

by Yolocupcake July 3, 2022

N-I- of the G

Nigger, negro, nig, gollywog etc. u get the idea.

whoa! a N-I- of the G!!!

by trionti III November 3, 2007

I will destroy you

To wreck sexually

I will destroy you later tonight and

by Terrex June 30, 2016

I Hear You

This is a statement followed by a word or phrase liking the past statement. Its is usually used as a joke,pun,or as sarcasm

Boy 1: Its not fair, my ballon just burst
Boy 2: I hear you,Busta rhymes

by T_M_S_K March 25, 2020

I look beat

You ugly as fuck, get no hoes. Just a generally ugly ass dude

Man, I get no hoes probably Cause I look beat af.

by Bramon August 21, 2017

King Michael I

The most amazing person in the world. He is cool around the masses but he opens up around the ones he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, cool, nice, sweet, handsome, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate and awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I want to spend the rest of my life in his arms, cuddling him and looking deep in his eyes, with the words "I love you" softly touching his hot lips.

To put it simply, Mike is your main man. The hero. The Mike of your dreams. He's often imitated, never matched.

Example:
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say? He's Mike!
Best Friend: He's King Michael I! I want to grow up to be just like him!
Me: Me too... I envy him so bad.

by Quaker540 January 13, 2017