John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer

Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing

by sum mudderdarker February 07, 2019

Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800

“I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*

by naomilovescuba October 08, 2023

John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.

Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”

by pixidust June 08, 2025

John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms

Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then

by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 09, 2017

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

johne

Only for me

Me used that big cock so stop using it only for me

Johne is a sentance wich means that you have used the cok and its only for you

by October 27, 2020