by Deadpool35 April 09, 2019
Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's Irish Creme poured into a shot of Jameson, a load of cum is shot into it, which in turn gets dropped into a glass of Guinness.
Damn, did you here about Stacy last night?.. She did three Irish Cum Bombs, with three different dudes!!!
by dfoss June 22, 2011
Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.
Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.
Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.
Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.
by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 15, 2010
1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 26, 2009
Jeremy is cum slut butt fuck who enjoys using his cum receptacle to recieve sperm from other males and hermaphrodites with penises.
by Chobby January 27, 2006
by 55313 February 20, 2009
The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.
by GeoMunkee March 30, 2011