poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018

Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

Poop slinger at aa/ron

The action of slinging at as/ron person named at any person named Aaron

Poop slinger at Aa/ron is the action of slinging poop at anyone named aaron

by Rallco October 28, 2025

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.

Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021

nasty poop

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.

"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."

by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025

poop

the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet

Ooh some poop, a perfect midnight snack

by thisismyself November 25, 2019