talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

The Dutch God

Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.

by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018

God of the Drunk

an idiotic son of a bitch

God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died

by DarkMatter April 12, 2004

good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement

Your an assassin God.

by Bryan2822 March 10, 2017