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i love you

the three magical words that get a girl into bed.

the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.

the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.

should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.

the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.
person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!

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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)

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this last one doesn't need an explanation
by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004
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me you too

coment: I missed you so much,
response: Me you too
by pattywaty April 24, 2006
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You wouldn’t understand

You wouldn’t understand it's a jeep thing...
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by jeeptastic October 27, 2010
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e-Fuck-You

(ee-fuhk-yoo) Noun;

1. An insult or intentional display of disrespect for another delivered in the form of removing the intended recipient from one's Facebook friend list.
If she doesn't respond to another message I'm so serving her an e-fuck-you.

How weird, I just got an e-fuck-you from my cousin!
by Jpavanem March 10, 2010
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You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.
"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"
by the Little Kid June 3, 2006
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you like boys

The perfect way to make your friends feel suicidal. This also may be used as a perfect comeback to use when losing in a roast session. Be careful though as this will impact the other person for a life time
Person 1: Why do you have to be so annoying all the time?
Person 2: Shut up Shane you like boys.
*Shane Dies*
Victory Royale
by white.devil.ftw November 7, 2019
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nigga you dumb

This is a phrase used when a brown male says some retarted shit.
Nigga forgot how to spell head nigga you dumb
by Baka baka oniii chan~ November 27, 2017
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