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poop

A thing you digest, after having dinner / lunch / breakfast. Then you go to the bathroom, and take it out and be relaxed.
(shit is the same word, different way to say it)
Me: "Wait, I gotta take fat shit/ poop."
You: "......."
by https.//ww.yourmom.com March 26, 2022
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Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.
I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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sh- poop

When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.
by TDude53 May 31, 2021
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Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.
Does your poop groomer polish turds?
by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022
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Goose poop

She left a goose poop on my bed
by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022
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poop

this yummy mixture is sooo tasty! you can never get enough! the natural oder/smell is to DIEEE for!! once u try some you’ll be a addict for life like me :)))) ALSO TRY SUM GASOLINE WHILE UR AT ITTTT TASTYYYYYY!!!!
poop, SO YUMMY!
poop, mmm cut me a slice!
by evvvvvv<33 April 21, 2022
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