Your mother times 3

Your mother is gay so you are also

Your mother is gay so you are also your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

greatest pussy of all time

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”

Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.

by mnl December 11, 2019

5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.

Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.

by UrbanJimit May 15, 2020

Sad times at the El Royale

When something happens that is mildly upsetting or annoying, and so times are sad at the El Royale hotel

"Hey man how you been?"
"Not great, the wife left and she took the kids"
"Sad times at the El Royale"
"Fuck you, this is serious"

by Divvy the Tree September 6, 2020

a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020

Amazon prime and kinky time

A bit like Netflix and Chill but dirtier and watching Amazon Prime instead

Daquan: Yo Shanequa im on a budget so how about Amazon Prime and Kinky Time instead ?

Shanequa: Of course Daquan that sound great

by KinkyChicken69 May 7, 2016

Part Part-Time Hours

When some one in search of a job is only looking for an hour or two a week.

Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!

by ColbyW September 30, 2012