crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!

roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT

by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012

street meat

When you bang someone in your car

Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar

by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025

Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum

Beating a meat

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.

Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

Meat cigret

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links

Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"

by Meat cigret February 18, 2017

Meat Riding

What Leandro Matthews does to Kanye West

Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”

by DJmur078 March 6, 2024

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023