John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021
Get the john frommontmug. A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024
Get the John:mug. by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the John Walkermug. by Big chungus December 28, 2018
Get the Long johnmug.