Hands in Joggers

A (Mostly) Male, touching there dick to show off.

Did you see that jack had his hands in joggers! he was holding is tiny penis!

by smalldick12484 December 31, 2022

Strong Hands

The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.

We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.

by DirtyJ18 January 6, 2023

try/catch these hands

When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.

How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?

by NiggaFarage July 6, 2023

Hug with both hands

To choke someone.

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.

by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023

Sloppy hand

The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.

Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.

Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?

by Alexthecuteasscat.7777 July 20, 2023

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis

Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle

by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023