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Black Friday

The friday immediately following thanksgiving. Some spots can be hellish, like Target, Walmart, Walmart, Kohls, or any other major store chain. Some people get this idea of camping out in their car in a store parking lot so they can be the first into the store when opens pathetically early like 4am or so. It's not too weird to hear to ladies fighting over a toy.
I just watched these two women fighting over a copy of a stupid video game during the black friday sale
by DyingDeath November 26, 2009
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Banter Black Hole

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.
He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole
by banterousness September 23, 2011
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Black Guy Slide

When during a funky disco song, or any song for that matter, the bassist makes a really provocotive sliding noise.
Doot Da Doot Doot Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew (Black Guy Slide).
by Teddy Cheeka December 1, 2006
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order of the black rose

A bunch of homosexuals who parade around under flags with black roses on them like a bunch of faggots. They give themselves stupid titles that don't mean anything unless you happen to have a Faggese to English dictionary nearby. They are easily threatened and will resort to diplomacy as soon as they are provoked. They live in constant fear of being sanctioned since their measly numbers couldn't support a senate seat no matter what. They also refer to themselves as the OBR by the way. However I call them the OBmon. Whenever you see one, throw pokeballs with abandon! They are very rare and can be sold for quite a profit.
"omg look over there it is the goddamn Order of the black rose. don't even breathe or they will run away." "oh crap you sneezed now they all ran to peace mode! How will we catch an order of the black rose member with our poke balls now?"
by CN dude January 2, 2009
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Black nail polish

Black is the only nail polish color that both genders like to wear.

Girls wear black nail polish because it's such a bold and incredibly sexy color. Guys (cis) wear it mostly as a fashion trend statement (e.g. social media fad) or to symbolize that they are affiliated with a certain cultural movement (e.g. goth, emo). Only some guys wear it without any externally-motivated reasons.

There is also a noticeable difference in HOW each gender wears it. Guys (cis) often do it hastily. They have no intention to fill the polish in completely, and prefer it chipped. Most would opt for matte black. This is likely to distance themselves from actually partaking in a feminine hobby, or to follow the trend. Thus for guys, it is only a means to an end. When girls wear it though, it will look unironically gorgeous and catches people's eyes. Most will get it done professionally, or do it themselves with unprecedented perfection. Girls will take the extra mile to use a base coat, and put a top coat over the black polish to make it nice and glossy. Girls also like their nails long and shaped. They'd look—as you'd expect—feminine.

Guys rocking black nails isn't anything new or remarkable, but it would take some real balls (i.e. devotion) to paint them in a sincere impeccable fashion as a girl would.
Me: Guess what?? I just bought some black nail polish
Emily: LOL, are you going to become an eboy or what?
Me: Nah, that's stupid. I just thought it would be nice to try it out.
Emily: Suuuuure
Me: Like, I'm not even joking. I even bought a gel top coat and a nail buffer! Honestly, chipped nails are so overrated. I want some of that professional salon-quality nails, you know what I'm sayin'?
Emily: Ooooo, well send me send some pics when you have them done!

Me, 10 minute later: *sends photo*
Emily: Holy shit, that's legit better than anything I've ever done.
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Kentucky Black Tip

When you are fucking your sister in the ass and you are about to cum to quickly because you're so turned on, you pull out ( because it's wrong to cum in your sisters ass ) and smack the head of your cock with a sledge hammer leaving it black and blue and numb thus allowing you to finish fucking your sisters tight little ass all night long without cumming !
Billy said to his sister, sorry Angel I'm about to explode , I better give myself a Kentucky Black Tip !
by DirtyRidgeStyle January 26, 2011
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Kodak Black mode

Basically when something or someone is working at a very slow pace.
1.
Guy1: Yo dude, I didn't finish my math homework last night. Can you help me with this problem before school?
Guy2: I can try, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night so I'm gonna be in Kodak Black mode all day today.
Guy1: Oh forget it then, I'll just finish it myself.

2.
Teacher: Is there a reason that your research project is not on my desk?
Student: Yes, actually there is. You see, my computer is very old and is running in Kodak Black mode, which made it nearly impossible to finish my project.
Teacher (gives understanding look): Oh, well then, I'll give you a two month extension.
by Icy Wyte June 22, 2018
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