A non-binary term encompassing cunts, Chads and Karens. non capitalised because all letters need to be like his hands and the use in concert with words like "stupid", "narcissistic", "fascist" or "bankrupt" is grammatically incorrect as the resulting phrase would be a tautology
by The Twisted Navigator January 14, 2021
Get the trumpmug. Adj. it defines the act of an unsuspecting girl being grabbed by her genitals.
Note : this Act is done only by horrible criminals
Note : this Act is done only by horrible criminals
Thelma : ... Ahhhh !
Meg : what happened !?
Thelma : that guy he touched me there !
Meg : you've been trumped !
Meg : what happened !?
Thelma : that guy he touched me there !
Meg : you've been trumped !
by Mr definee June 18, 2017
Get the Trumped !mug. A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
Get the Better qualified than Donald Trumpmug. My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":
"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024
Get the Pulling a Trumpmug. by BBKingette February 21, 2017
Get the Trump oddsmug. The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth
by Quadravius January 27, 2022
Get the Hump Hump on Trumpmug. Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
Get the He wasn't talking about Trumpmug.