Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

Hum n' Strum

when you suck dick, hum, and play the ukulele at the same time

My girl did a lil bit of Hum n' Strum last night.

by bluey-sempai August 26, 2021

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by Qwerty fan January 18, 2021

D U N E

Fuck you

D U N E

by D U N E May 18, 2022

juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.

"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"

by harold, the butt plunderer May 3, 2016

N°

Where the stupid compass points.................. North

Person 1: Which way is North?

Person 2: I think it's the direction with the symbol N°.

by Obvious curious July 23, 2020