Grilling The Meat

Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.

I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!

by raunchyraul March 28, 2022

Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.

“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”

by Smhbussy July 02, 2022

slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 14, 2019

meat chugger

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.

Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.

by Chancellor Bennet April 09, 2016

meat-rag

To become the meat-rag, you must sacrifice yourself for the greater good. No one wants to be the rag that wipes up the meat juice, but someone has to do it.

Alright, I'll be the meat-rag here.

He basically became the meat-rag for us.

Can you be the meat-rag?

by Prendergast 99 July 10, 2022

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu February 01, 2016

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025