goofy ahh monkey

when some retard in yo teachers class says some goofy ahh shit about you to their teacher 💀💀💀💀💀💀

jon is a goofy ahh monkey 💀💀

by TheKneecapLord April 29, 2022

e-mail monkey

A disease workers obtain (usually ones confined in cubicles) when they are over-eager to recieve an important e-mail. This is common among computer engineers, programmers, and bosses who do nothing.

NOTE: the e-mail monkey is a disease, but is very literal because a monkey will climb on top of your back

(WARNING) It will press the e-mail key with its foot

The only way to cure e-mail monkey is to deactivate your interneuter yourself and go cold turkey (which literally climbs on your back)

(from Dilbert : WHEN DID IGNORANCE BECOME A POINT OF VIEW? by Scott Adams)

Asok: I have an e-mail monkey on my back, but I can quit whenever I want

Asok: I don't need to check it every minute. I can resist!

Asok: But Look! the stupid monkey hit my keyboard with his foot

by Uber Pwnager January 19, 2009

Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"

Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

by Elliott.D July 6, 2009

Son of a monkey fucker

1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort

John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .

by MorsMortis March 7, 2010

Trunk Monkey

Getting having your sex with your bitch while she sits on the trunk of your car

Me and my old lady went out lastnight and I got me some trunk monkey before I took her home

by d.key April 21, 2006

corporate ass monkey

The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.

Take your profit growth and shove it up your ass you corporate ass monkey.

by Ragedookie September 21, 2005

monkey boots

Cheap knock-offs of Doc Martens boots.

"What a poser -- wearing those monkey boots."

by Ska Julie July 11, 2017