one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

Kitty hands

What Steph says for a dance routine, kitty hands. Or titty hands

"Next use your kitty hands"

by Shbam222 December 3, 2021

Small handed bitch

Rad

Rad you small handed bitch

by PsychoSak October 28, 2020

Hand Jig

Jacking off while singing show tunes.

Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.

"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".

" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019

Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.

Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!

by The VERY big D January 27, 2022

Hand

Most sexy thing ever

When i was a kid i saw mona lisa from my school art book. The fisty time i saw her... with hands one her knee... how do i say this, i had a boner

by Yoshikage kiraaaaa September 5, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021