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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors
“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
by Lopsin June 22, 2024
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Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
mugGet the Close The Handmug.

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
mugGet the second-hand offensemug.

Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo

when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft
she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?
by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021
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hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face
“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”
by Hmmmmhuhwhat? August 12, 2022
mugGet the hands on sightmug.

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
mugGet the knob hand door touchmug.

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