Ass Crevasse

n. One who possess a large ass crack, usually offensive to the visual cortex.

"Whoa!!! Cover that Ass Crevasse up, plumber man!"

by The SplieveBDS September 19, 2013

ass growl

A low and rumbly fart.

Although he tried to cover it up, the ass growl was unmistakable.

by skychick312 September 26, 2013

Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting

Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

cank-ass

Cankles of the ass. Aka Long Butt. Where the ass meshes with the thigh. Girls typically grow this from horseback riding. Like cankles, but more north.

"Kelly, look! That girl has cank-ass! She must ride horses."

by K8eliz December 27, 2011

ass rust

rust-shit

uhh she smell like ass rust!

by aLofsnaLs December 31, 2011

ass nestler

Someone who likes to nestle up ones ass. To be obsessed.

Susies with that person all day every day and wont leave them alone, she is an ass nestler!

by Kina1288 January 9, 2012

ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

by mrtom1 January 9, 2012