Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

Bone-box

The mouth, named because of its teeth, fangs or whatever.

"Stop rattling your bone-box", is telling a berk to lay off the threats or bragging.

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Boxed, getting

Dead, getting. Being put in a coffin the hard way. Being murdered.

"Being boxed, getting put in the deadbook, that what's you get for crossing a drug cartel."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Boxes and pieces, in

Dead. This comes from either being in a coffin, or the obvious alternative.

"He's in boxes and pieces, in a coffin now, not in good shape at all..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way.

"Go soak your brain-box", is a common phrase for cooling off or calming down, and "He banged his addled brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Hate Box

Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.

The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

Bubber-box

Any jail cell set aside for allowing belligerent bubbers to "sleep it off"

"Throw that wino in the bubber-box till he sobers up..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021