your mom 

a very hot woman who gave birth to you. everyone is currently doing her. there’s no escape.

“Wyd?”
“I’m doing your mom.”

your mom by rat soup October 11, 2021

your mom 

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

your mom by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

your mom 

the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

your mom by super funny sunny October 12, 2021

your mom 

example...

me: hey, can i go over to your house.
friend: why???
me: to bang your mom

your mom by anonymous October 13, 2021

Your mom 

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

Your mom by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

Ur Mom 

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

Ur Mom by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

your mom 

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…

“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”

your mom by goose624 October 16, 2021