Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 31, 2014
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border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.
"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"
by twizm12 January 14, 2008
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Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.
Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.
by Trophy1 November 17, 2021
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Drip Job

When you ejaculate into your sock and then suck off the semen
All of my friends do drip jobs
by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
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Drip Job

When a homosexual ejaculates on top of a straight male without his consent.
Lmao that guy just got a drip job from eric
by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
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pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.
Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
by Shuaman October 04, 2018
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