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John

John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021
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a simp for john d

by paroledefinito November 28, 2020
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John Redcorn

The Parks and Rec actor who was shot. Rumor has it he was being harassed by his neighbor. They got into an altercation. The harasser shot the guy.
Hym "The Husband of the guy who played John Redcorn claims is was a hate-crime but the police say the is no evidence. This was always the goal. This is EXACTLY why I'm doing what I'm doing here. This was always the desired outcome for me. My life was always on the line. There is only EXACTLY ONE way for me to ensure that this doesn't end badly for me. And that is exactly why if it doesn't end well for me it needs to end badly for as many of YOU as possible. That is why they do it. They want ME to end up like John Redcorn OR resign myself to a life that is in no way commensurate with my deeds. They are trying to provoke me into an altercation so they kill me or ruin me or trap me in a life that I do not want and I don't have to let it happen. So you pay for that fucking AI bitch."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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John Membu

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.
OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
by Magic 456 November 15, 2022
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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