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John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.
"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"
by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
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John

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
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John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
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John Anderson

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women
John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.
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boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.
"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"
by IJR_SER November 29, 2007
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John baileyol

Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat
Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat
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John Dykson

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men
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