Hot Carl

All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.

Jeff went to open the front door at work and realized he'd been given a Hot Carl

by Jonny Five May 18, 2006

hot cheetos

A default reply to any question that may lead to an uninteresting conversation. Utilized to ensure a stealthy escape from said conversation. Effectiveness becomes accentuated when accompanied by a thousand yard stare.

Chuck: Yeah I'm an advertisement coordinator for a local retail store here in town. It has it's perks! What do you do?

Tom: Hot cheetos...

Chuck: Oh, uhh... I'm gonna go grab some... of these uhh... cup cakes over here... real quick...

by foxxy bubbles May 20, 2009

hot bananas

Sometimes misused term for cool bananas. Originated JS London 2006.

That report you sent today was really hot bananas.

by Shalime December 6, 2006

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

by Dani May 13, 2005

Hot teachers

I fuck my hot teacher me.jen in my freshman and sophomore years I got her pregnant in my junior year she didn't came back to school but we love each other

Hot teachers aka Ms.jen enjoys to get fuck by blazing cipher so hard she loves when he cums inside her and all over her

by Blazing chiper February 5, 2021

hot girl

scott mccall from teen wolf.

stiles: you are like the hot girl everyone wants.
scott: im a hot girl.
isaac: yes you are

by dingdongbadaboombitch May 19, 2018

Hot Topic

Hot Topic is an online and real store. Anyone can shop there. Its not making a statment or being a rebel. I bought a few things from there because I like them. I'm not goth, I like what i like and don't know how to classify myself I usually listen to like emo, screamo, metal and rock. Hot topic was made by GAP! Don't categorize people who buy stuff there as goth and what not because I would not say i'm goth. It's got cool band t-shirts and not everything is that expensive, depending on when it came out.

Girl: Oh look at that guy coming out of Hot Topic, he is so goth, just look at all his bags.
Boy: Yeah I know

"Goth chick": Oh look at that girl, she only has a little bag ... What a poseur
"Goth Guy": I know eh, she just wishes she was like this

by innocently-emo-girl:'( November 12, 2008