fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Sports Fish

A person who is just abruptly rude for no reason at all or in other words, is a asswhole.

Mary today was being a sports fish

by Drike August 11, 2019

beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

dried fish

A girl/woman with a flat chest; no breasts

"Her chest was as flat as a dried fish"

"Omg so true"

by the.weird.person February 16, 2017

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020

human fish

A fish that's a human that's a fish that's not a catfish

Paulina is a human fish

by Gayfishnigga November 24, 2019