To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.
'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.
by Smokies November 03, 2020
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National Fat Friend Day

National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.
by Mikethegreat3 November 11, 2022
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Slap your short friend

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.
Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist
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A friend in the group who, while not necessarily being gay or any other LGBT+ subtype (although commonly a bisexual man) behaved in a way similar to the stereotypical idea of a gay friend. Most often referring to a male in a group of one or more female friends, and act as fashion consultant, chick flick movie buddy, late night emotional support, and most other stereotypical gay character traits commonly associated with homosexual men/heterosexual female friendships.

Similar to Designated Gay Best Friend or DGBF, but less specific to include any friend who fits gay stereotypes, regardless of their sexual orientation.
A lot of people ask me if he’s my boyfriend, but he’s my bestie, and he’s friends with all of my friends, so he’s the Designated Fruity Friend (DFF), and he’s just one of the girls!
by BoogieBear206 June 28, 2019
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Amazing best best friend

Your amazing best best friend is the type of friend that will always be there for you no matter what happens. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts and you choke on your food and you almost die. They will help you through depression by listening to you and making you laugh. The only reason you two aren’t siblings is because your parents wouldn’t be able to handle you. Overall, your amazing best best friend is someone you want to find as soon as possible. Make sure you stay friends FOREVER.
Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh that’s my amazing best best friend.
by TheAmazingBestBestFriend September 12, 2021
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