Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 13, 2023

Meat snot

Meat snot, also known as pre-cum is a small amount of snot like fluid that comes out of your penis when you're turned on, but before you cum.

"Oh baby, I can tell you are turned on from all the meat snot in your shorts."

by Kelly Nicole May 19, 2022

Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long

Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!

by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019

Meat Head

Anyone who is too gosh darned Dumb for Thier own Good or anyone else's good for that matter.

It's a whole lot worse than Stupid, Dumb, or Slow, when you gotta converse or have anything to do with a Meat Head like You. There I said it.

by ciscothecrazykidfromfrisco April 13, 2016

Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.

Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).

by doodxor July 21, 2003

Meat head

Meat head is when you're eating a lot and getting buffer and buffer and extreme cases, you're shredded. Like steak, cheeseburgers, chicken wings, chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, and more.

I'm getting shredded and I'm becoming a meat head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024