Occupational Tourette's Syndrome

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks initiated by the fact of being at work. There are two known forms of O.T.S., acute and chronic. This is determined by the type of employment and duration.

Tom: Fu**ing BullSh*t!!! Piece of Sh*t! Son of a Bit*h!

Jake: What's the matter Tom?

Tom: Oh nothing. It just seems as soon as I come to work I start to swear. Don't know what it is?

Jake: Sounds like Occupational Tourette's Syndrome to me.

by Caesar_X August 27, 2010

Pussy Confinement Syndrome

PCS, or Pussy Confinement Syndrome is a somewhat serious pussy analyzing condition. It occurs when males are isolated from the outside world in a small area, such as a dorm hall or school. In this isolation, the males are tricked into believing that certain girls are hotter than they actually are. Overtime a girl can go from a 5 to a dime piece just because she is the only decent looking girl in a very small population. It can result in permanent poor standards.

Ugly girl walks by dorm room.

Bro in dorm:" Dude, you see that girl? Damn at first I didn't know about her but now I wanna fuck her so bad."

Bro 2 from outside world: " Oh my god that girl has nasty flapjackies! You must have Pussy Confinement Syndrome"

by Diesel22 November 16, 2009

Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.

Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome

by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018

Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything

When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.

by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009

World of Warcraft Syndrome

A disease you can get from playing WoW for atleast a day. It is still a fun game, but it is really addicting and you could possibly get the disease. The disease gives you obsession to the hit MMORPG, World of Warcraft. What may also happen to you: You'll become a World of Warcraft Nerd, You'll spend entire days in WoW, You'll eventually get fatter, You won't want to go outside, and you also won't want to do anything else but play your World of Warcraft.

Some Guy: "Hey, man. You wanna go and play basketball outside with us?"

Pre-Victim of World of Warcraft Syndrome: "No. I'm leveling up. I'll come outside later....."

4 DAYS LATER

Same Guy: "Dude how long are you gonna be playing that game? You haven't come outside in 4 days!"

Victim of World of Warcraft Syndrome: (Still playing WoW) "................"

by Call me, Shaaaaaaaartytydyfhkk July 3, 2011

chronic stoner syndrome

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008

Angry Nerd Syndrome

The condition of bad temperament, specifically in a nerdy or geeky person.

Clarence came down with a bad case of Angry Nerd Syndrome when his World of Warcraft server was shut down.

by Ram-Rod November 10, 2009