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Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
mugGet the Jobsmug.

Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
mugGet the Gobble Jobmug.

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
I need a pussy job from my husband
by PJAficionado October 6, 2021
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job

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021
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bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
mugGet the bloody mary rim jobmug.

Fixfox job

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A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 13, 2024
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