To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.
by Gap41 July 5, 2025
Get the Jam Job mug.The belief that companies, especially technology companies, know what the customer wants before the customer does. This was pioneered by Steve Jobs when he was CEO of Apple. His famous quote was, “Some people say, Give the customers what they want." But that's not my approach. Our job is to figure out what they're going to want before they do. I think Henry Ford once said, "If I'd asked customers what they wanted, they would have told me, 'A faster horse!'" People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on market research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.“
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
This law was used to launch products that consumers had never thought of such as iTunes and iPhone and they worked spectacularly because consumers actually enjoyed the products and it simplified their media and daily life for a time.
Today, Steve Jobs Law is a smokescreen by big tech to ram new products and services down our throats without any input by customers and they expect us to immediately adapt the new products/upgrades/services without complaint, use it in our daily lives, and expect us to pay for the privilege. The Steve Jobs Law has now morphed into a totalitarian force within technology where forced adaptation is not only expected, it should be celebrated, and any attempt at customization by consumers that was celebrated previously must be stamped out immediately.
Did I ever ask for this A.I. upgrade on my Microsoft Office? I don’t need this on my spreadsheet or my PowerPoint! I know how to build it to my specifications. But due to the Steve Jobs Law, I, the customer, don’t know anything about technology and how I can use it to my benefit. I am told what is good for me, I am expected to upgrade to it, and I am expected to pay for it!
by Lumburgh Survivor July 5, 2025
Get the Steve Jobs Law mug.I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.
Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the No. I'm not looking for a new job. mug.When your fart box is getting tongue punched while listening to the sweet tunes of finnlay k such as cherry or remedy. A portmanteau of the Welsh town of Rhyl and Rim-Job
She had the tongue of a welsh dragon when she dived down for that rhyl-job last night. You could hear my moans from Llanelli to Bangor
by Couple of bhunas July 7, 2025
Get the Rhyl-Job mug.The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)
by RoomNeural July 7, 2025
Get the Vermont Mop Job mug.The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.
Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
Get the North Carolina Nose Job mug.The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.
OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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