When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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They have the ability to take ur man effortlessly.
They are also the best people to be around.
They have the ability to take ur man effortlessly.
They are also the best people to be around.
by Jimmy3207 September 20, 2022
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She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.
He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.
He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.
by Mayham January 2, 2011
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Get the handed a board mug.1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
Get the Hand-In-Two mug.“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joe mug.A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
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