dirty germy

slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.

When tubby had a panic attack, I broke out the travel size bars and gave her a dirty germy.

by allan jenkins June 13, 2007

Dirty gilbert

When you antique a fat chick then A homeless dude has sex and cums in her neck rolls and it looks like a leaking Boston cream donut

Dude! I can’t believe you gave that 5 dollar hooker a dirty Gilbert.... hey I just got a hankering for donuts wanna grab some

by Dirty Gilbert April 23, 2020

Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor September 12, 2008

Dirty Lick

The act of placing one's mouth on a girl's vagina, and lapping it up like a dog drinking water.

I heard mom did it with our step dad yesterday. It sounded nasty!

What did they do?

I think they did the Dirty Lick

by Racistland January 11, 2011

Dirty Alden

The act of cumming inside a girl and slurping the cum out of her with a straw

Alden was wild last night! He gave me a dirty Alden and it was AMAZING!

by Here’s April 16, 2020

Dirty Andrew

When you pull out and blow your load in you own face/mouth

Your such an idiot you must dirty Andrew yourself.

by 06kx250f October 26, 2020

Dirty Jade

The coolest Taurus you’ll ever meet. Probably thinking about sex or sleep while your talking to her.
Either talk to you too much or don't care at all.

« I met a girl she’s amazing brooo, but gee.. I think she’s a Dirty Jade, she doesn't seem interested in what I'm sayin’ »

by brorustoopid April 23, 2020