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Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u
My cat is CRUL
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Cats

Cats are powerful and cute lumps of fur. Be warned: they have awesome laser eyes, so don't fight them.
Cats are ultra powerful celestial beings.
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fat cat

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The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal.12 It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family.4 The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.5 A house cat is valued by humans for companionship and for its ability to hunt rodents. About 60 cat breeds are recognized by various cat registries.6

Cats are similar in anatomy to the other felid species, with a strong flexible body, quick reflexes, sharp teeth and retractable claws adapted to killing small prey. They are predators who are most active at dawn and dusk (crepuscular). Cats can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by mice and other small animals. Compared to humans, they see better in the dark (they see in near total darkness) and have a better sense of smell, but poorer color vision. Cats, despite being solitary hunters, are a social species. Cat communication includes the use of vocalizations including mewing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling and grunting as well as cat-specific body language.7 Cats also communicate by secreting and perceiving pheromones.
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Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.
Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken
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black cat

a cat that has black fur
person 1: what is a black cat
person 2: a cat that is black
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