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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.
Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
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cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".
"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."
by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022
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The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it"

This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.
The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" Or Cat fir, kittens don't have it
by Larryforeski December 9, 2024
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Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around
Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022
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cats

hairy creatures that are incarnations of god they SHALL BE TREATED AS GODS AS WELL
guy:hey what pet do u has
guy2:cat
guy:cats ARE THE WAY BROTHER

guy2:"cries" that was lovely

in sync: long live the CATS
by Aguywithbroadband April 9, 2020
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Enjoy your cats

A famous slogan used by men to tell a feminist she will stay single forever. This is due to the fact that cat ladies are usually middle aged women who never had a man in their lives and have cats to fill that void of loneliness.
Feminist: I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Chad: Enjoy your cats
by BurgerKingNuggets July 13, 2024
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