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internet whore 

Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
"lyke, omg, evryone l00k at my new pix!11"

"baby u are teh sexxx!!! lol"
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cringefail whore 

Somebody who makes a harmless fool of themselves often and is endearing for it, while also being extremely whorish in their demeanor (this is especially the case if they are not often successful in their romantic endeavors).
"Look at them fail to flirt, they are such a cringefail whore."
cringefail whore by potatobag January 6, 2023

Shoe Whore 

A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...

May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)

"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"

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Outside Store

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"

(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
Shoe Whore by randomflapjack March 23, 2008

300 Whore 

a person who, after watching a highly promoted movie such as 300, and goes about ranting and raving about how wonderfully great it is, and will never stop talking about it for the next 2 weeks
Person #1: WOW! Did you see the new movie 300 that came out!
Person #2: Yeah! It was awesome!
By Stander: Hey, maybe I'll go to see that.

(1 or 2 weeks later)

Person #1: WOW! Did you see the new movie 300 that came out! (explains plot in massive detail)
Person #2: Yeah! It was awesome! (continues to talk about plot in massive detail)
By Stander: STFU YOU 300 WHORE!!!
300 Whore by Canadian Scott April 1, 2007

Transformers Whore 

Referring to a individual who has an obsessive desire to do anything Transformers to the point of distraction; and with such great intensity that it appears like a fetish. This may include but not limited too obsessive bloging, purchasing of products, twittering, vloging, and/or date cancelations do to a "need" of having to attend Transformer related events or activities. Transfomers is a merchandise line by Hasbro which includes toys, T.V shows, animated movies and more recently led to the development of a highly popular movie series by Dream Works, directed by Michael Bay. The product series and the movies continue to rack up a huge fan base.
OMG my boyfriend ditched our date to go see Transformers 2 again! Wut a Transformers Whore!
Transformers Whore by ZeahRiz June 29, 2009

M16-Whore 

An individual in either Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 who only uses the M16A4, in essence whoring themselves out. Typically, this weapon is used in conjunction with stopping power, capitalizing on the amount of whoreness they display. When encountered and killed, it is customary to teabag their body while saying "ja-bar-bar" in a Soulja Boy fashion.
"Hey, Page, watch me teabag this M16-Whore. Oh yeah, I bet he loves my nuts in his mouth."
M16-Whore by GMANinGA November 15, 2009