I don’t know what I’m doing lol

What you can say when you literally dead because of how bored you actually are.

Dude 1: i don’t know what I’m doing lol
Dude 2: cmon let’s go play sum minecraft

by Ummmmm hi May 14, 2020

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you gotta do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning the poop off the shitters in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah man, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

by M Dogg May 13, 2005

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

A phrase to describe that things that don't kill you such as
Words, Idiotic Jokes, Hurtful Phrases, Bullies,
Idiots from the Internet

which can hurt someone inside but dont actually kill them

Makes you feel a stronger person inside because you learn to ignore them and move on with your life.

"You're an idiot..."

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

"Oh"

by StokeOnTrent December 13, 2012

National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day

On June 4 of every year it comes time for National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Girlfriends and boyfriends all across the world have to succumb to the pressure and dirty requests from their boyfriends. Wether they want you to buy them food or treat them to other things.. unfortunately you have no say.

Hey girlfriend! It's National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Come over here and let me clap your cheeks then buy me food.

by blondebitch69 April 27, 2020

what do you have your elbows in?

It's a metaphor for asking what someone is up to or doing

Friend: i'm bored and i have nothing to do right now. What do you have your elbows in?

by cinnamonxsticks November 15, 2011

Do what you want cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

by weareblahs December 21, 2020

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.

Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.

by Mini-Coops January 7, 2011