Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro May 19, 2018

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

housed on the rock of freedom

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.

Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom

by dricks November 28, 2007

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

70’s rock hippie

an evolved hippie moving away from the Beatles and onto eagles and Kansas and Boston and Pink Floyd and shit like that

“My grandpa listens to Pink Floyd and he’s a 70’s rock hippie”

by diknbaus March 9, 2025

Rock

A fucking hard peice of elemant from earth that can be used to kill your ex and it also has no fucking use at all don’t even thing about naming your child this shit

Rock= dumbass

by Poopyshitts August 7, 2022

Eunuch Rock

A new name for the soft rock, easy-listening sounds of 70's and 80's music that is characterized by it's earnest, treacly male lead singers who apparently have removed their genitalia in order to tap into their feminine sides and, ironically, appeal more to their female paramours.

To qualify as being "Eunuch Rock", the band must have a male lead singer and can sometimes, but not always, feature an acoustic guitar, twinkling piano or saxophone solo.

Definitive examples of Eunuch Rock are: Stephen Bishop (of Tootsie fame), Ambrosia, Air Supply, Player, Christopher Cross or anyone who sings in a falsetto.

by Hjlprojections April 2, 2014