pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Poop Sock

When you do not have toilet paper and you use your sock as a replacement

Dude, I ran out of toilet paper had to use a poop sock.

by ConcealedUnicorn May 31, 2018

poop sock

a sock full of poop

did you see Nick's poop sock

by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020

Poop

Poop come out you butthole

When you poop it may hurt

by Cow gurl June 17, 2020

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

Poop

A solid or semisolid remains of the food that could not be digested in the small intestine. Usually looks brown and it smells. If it’s not brown something is going on with you.

“I was having such a great time at the party, but I realized I had eaten a lot of ice cream causing me to have the need to poop.”

by Hazymst October 19, 2018