Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

Mom

Now this, is something you will never get.

Dude, go ask your mom. Oh right, you don't have one.

by Lolme93 July 17, 2023

jay's mom

A whore of a woman who birthed two sons, one being the obvious (Jay) and the other being Richie. While Richie looks retarded he really isnt. His brother Jay on the other hand is a full blow derp a derp. These guys are allowed to build houses in the state of Nebraska.

Someone: we’ve only explored 20% of the universe
Me: we’ve only explored 20% of jay's mom

by anonymous July 19, 2023

in your mom

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

mom

i miss my mom

moms are supposed to be there forever

by najaisjsiiaiza July 19, 2023

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023