A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)
Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
by Aivariux April 17, 2022
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Get the you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes mug.The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?
Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
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He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
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