your balls are fucked mate 

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

your balls are fucked mate by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Triple Footed Duck Fucked 

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,

When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

Triple Footed Duck Fucked by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025

You've gone and done fucked it

Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.

Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.

Example:

"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."

"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."

You've gone and done fucked it by Moss_Piglet April 22, 2025

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up 

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as 

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her 

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her by KT_2x September 28, 2023

I know your name, you're fucked 

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook

"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

I know your name, you're fucked by Rabbitmillass March 18, 2025