A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
by TheOddDoggo April 8, 2019
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Get the Cat wish mug.that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.
by Total Rebel April 12, 2019
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by cousinbetty April 15, 2019
Get the curtiss da cat mug."nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"
"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"
"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"
"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"
"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"
"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"
"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"
"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"
"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"
*meow*
"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"
"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"
"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"
"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"
"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"
"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"
"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"
"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"
*meow*
by oodoos24 August 2, 2019
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Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.
by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019
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