Ass Tar

A combination of thick shit and sweat compounded into one's butt crack.

John held his poop in all day, therefore creating Ass Tar.

by Kekfjjtkf January 5, 2017

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janells ass

Gets in the way of seeing her inner beauty

Everyone would appreciate Janells inner beauty and never take her for granted, if her porno ass didnt get in the way. Janells ass has been described in many popular songs

by TooInfinity January 9, 2017

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houdini ass

When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears

Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up

by Tricktionary January 14, 2017

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Ass Lure

A small worm-like hemorrhoid named for it's resemblance to the "lure" used by anglerfish to catch their prey.

I wanted to put a finger in her can but their was an ass lure guarding the entrance

by Pola Pe'a September 20, 2012

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The girl you pick up at a bar only because you're with another girl who is exceptionally hot. Her hotness is effectively your wingman and your proximity to this babe is what helps get you laid by other women. This is similar to a contact high where being near tokers is all you need to get stoned.

Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.

by tetdfromage August 5, 2012

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